You don't know me.

Dear
Hon
Girlie
Chica
Cutie Pants
cute shortened version of my first name
cute shortened version of my last name
cute combination of shortened versions of my first and last names together
cute non sequitur having nothing to do with anything

Unless you are a blood relative, a sweet old person, or I text message you personally on a regular basis, darling nicknames are not so darling.

Especially if I don't know you well/AT ALL.

So quit calling me that.

Especially chica, because chica is soooooooooooooooo 1998.